...what does the subject title thing even mean?

So Fringey Bitch and I were gonna go for the very last show down in my town tonight, but not actually go to the show. Just... kinda... wait outside for one and a half hours (that's how the buses worked for us, sigh) and sit around in the pouring rain until the show was over and they (hopefully) came out again.

We did, however, decide to buy tickets afterall. It was at the door, they were general admission. We got to choose our seats - they were smack-bang in the middle, not too far away, and right in front of them. It was so fucking brilliant having another view, too. We were kinda on the side at the front before, but tonight, we saw Chas' minda dancing. We decided that he dances like a total slut; he's really over the top with his actions, and looks all 8D and stuff about it.

The jokes were just as funny, by the way. Lauren and I were shrieking. OOH. And. We made contact with them while they were on stage, ahahahahahahahahaha. They had this one part of the show where Chas and Andrew have an Anna Coren face-off thing, where they have to have a segue from one current affairs story to the next. They have to be pertaining to a particular TV station from our way. I suggested we yell out Dancing With The Stars, since they always do puff-pieces on that shit. Craig, who was some sort of compere for the face-off, asked the audience for suggestions. We were the first to yell out, and all three were like, WHAT?! What? Something about a puff piece! So I just yelled out DWTS and they finally got it. Andrew had to do it... oh god, I think he went from dodgy builders to Dancing With The Stars. He nailed it, too. Chas' was the best, though - Austrian Basement Family to Football Team Losing Final. Oh my god, it was fucking heeelarious.

So the show was so cool, and we were so happy we decided to go again. I'm broke now, but it doesn't matter. It was worth it.

After the show, as soon as we came out, Chasface was already out doing signings. We waited a while, and god, he is such a nice guy. He was all thanking his fans for waiting around for so long, thanks for coming to the show, etc etc. He remembered all the people who'd come previous nights, too - there was a girl that was there the same night she went (her family was the only other one waiting behind the theatre for them), and he remembered her, chat away.

So next, it was our turn. He remembered us from Thursday night, and Lauren got all bitchy (jokingly, sorta =]) and told him that she was really jealous of the message he left in my book the first night. He read it and she asked him to beat it. Oh my god, he did.

"Hey Lauren.
I think about you when I masturbate.
In a bikini.
And bunny ears.
Chas."

So I asked him to beat that AGAIN... but please, be sweet. Be gentle, be kind. (Lauren had to add, "even though it's not her first time!" -.-)
So he was very sweet about it.
"Hey Rosy,
The rising sun reminds me of you.
Flowers in spring remind me of you.
Cute puppy dogs remind me of you.
If only you were the President of the USA
The whole world would be OK.
There - it even rhymes!
Chas."

We decided not to read our own messages until we got on the bus, though. Awkward idea - we both laughed too hard. People thought we were dickheads.

Anyway, so after he wrote that, I asked him for another photo, and would he like to be artistic director of said photo? (I was surprised I got that question out, actually. Usually I stumble.) He said yes. So we were standing there, arms around each other in anticipation, oh boy, then he decides that I'm going to give him a wedgie. He pulled his pants up over his shirt, then I went behind and yanked 'em up. I was too lame to hurt him, though. I also got the hug I missed out on the other night.

He also said Andrew's girlfriend was in hospital because she's "fucked up" or sommat...? D:

Oh, and we told him that he dances like a slut. He told us that he was told to act like a dickhead, so he did. And that he thinks the other boys aren't all that into it. It's totally obvious he sucks all the enthusiastic slut-dancer out of them. Which is fine by us. <3
Anyway, it was so awesome. So glad we got to meet him again. Seriously, if anyone ever again says that he's a total arrogant dickhead to his fans, I'll punch them right in the throat. It's not true. He's the most awesome guy ever.

CHASER LOVE! <3

EVEN IF WE DIDN'T GET TO MEET HANDREW ANSEN! D: